urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt serena "the bean" serena "the bean" 2009-03-10T15:38:38Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:4598 2009-03-10T15:38:38Z 2009-03-10T15:38:38Z Soooo much but he keep running away each morning.<br /><br />It saddens me.<br /><br />I'll just sleep here in the window until he returns. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:4243 2007-10-31T04:11:43Z 2007-10-31T04:11:43Z i guess. daddy will hold me... against his body. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:3946 2007-10-31T03:45:57Z 2007-10-31T03:45:57Z i am not leaving from under this bed! i don't care how much you say it's over!!! <br /><br /><br />the sky is muthafucking falling!!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:3786 2007-07-08T17:44:27Z 2007-07-08T17:44:27Z My lazy owners don't understand that when the summer comes, I must be in the window and I cannot get TO the window with that blue blanket blocking my path.<br /><br />And I kept asking for the blanket to move but you lazy sleepy-type owners did not heed my mewings!<br /><br />Ugh, humans, can't live with them, can't take them out with firearms (no opposable thumbs). urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:3082 2005-07-24T20:35:51Z 2005-07-24T20:35:51Z i was just trying to keep cool, but got a furball from all the licking i was doing and vomited but i couldn't stop there. it just kept happening. <br /><br />so daddy took me not just to the vet but the emergency vet. they did all kinds of weird things to me. mom showed me my "insides" but i don't believe her. man, i just hid and tried to ignore the vets so they'd let me go home. today that finally paid off and so i'm home, but not before getting shaved and taped up like a racing poodle. ick.<br /><br />well at least i get all the baby food i want for a few days. i just have to not vomit.<br /><br />you have no idea how long i've been holding this poo inside... and how good it felt to finally go. whee. it's good to be home... minus <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_jumbozebe' lj:user='jumbozebe' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://jumbozebe.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://jumbozebe.livejournal.com/'><b>jumbozebe</b></a></span> sniffing my butt. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:3065 2004-11-12T11:35:43Z 2004-11-12T11:35:43Z no. she freaking sat on me. <br /><br />no cuddles for her. no matter how warm her ass might be. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:2631 2004-09-22T05:24:14Z 2004-09-22T05:24:14Z &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;<span class='ljuser ljuser-name_beanie_butt' lj:user='beanie_butt' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://beanie-butt.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://beanie-butt.livejournal.com/'><b>beanie_butt</b></a></span><br /><br />and you too, &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;<span class='ljuser ljuser-name_jumbozebe' lj:user='jumbozebe' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://jumbozebe.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://jumbozebe.livejournal.com/'><b>jumbozebe</b></a></span> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:2488 2004-08-31T03:26:42Z 2004-08-31T03:26:42Z so i think we are getting along better... with that huge fuck, <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_jumbozebe' lj:user='jumbozebe' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://jumbozebe.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://jumbozebe.livejournal.com/'><b>jumbozebe</b></a></span>. mostly i like messing with him.<br /><br />so i'm laying length-wise across the hallway and zebe always has cross the tightest area instead of the more open space. so as he carefully crosses over the narrow passage and my tail, i flinch and he totally freaks out. <br /><br />dumb cat. he'll totally be my bitch and do my bidding. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:2219 2004-08-24T16:22:04Z 2004-08-24T16:24:17Z big dumb cat keeps meowing. i hate you <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_jumbozebe' lj:user='jumbozebe' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://jumbozebe.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://jumbozebe.livejournal.com/'><b>jumbozebe</b></a></span>! but i think i'm getting use to it. i'm getting use to mom and dad playing with him.<br /><br />dumb humans! i wonder what their plan is. will they get him to get all my stuff stinky? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:1828 2003-12-01T00:08:34Z 2003-12-01T00:08:34Z i strike again!<br /><br />no tuna is safe from my paws! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:1765 2003-08-17T22:47:11Z 2003-08-17T22:47:11Z ok. maybe not. <br /><br />but i've conquered my "masters" by climbing on their laps and meowing in their faces while they sleep. they think this is so cute and good that they now practically let me run the joint. i don't even have to bribe them any more. dumb humans!<br /><br />i've also succeed in finding all the bugs in the home and trying to bite their butts off. i figure this is the start of my new lifelong hobby. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:1492 2003-06-19T22:50:29Z 2003-06-19T22:50:29Z <img src="http://images.quizilla.com/C/chthonic1239/1054357923_toiseshell.jpg" border="0" alt="tortoiseshell cat"><br>You are a tortoiseshell or calico cat. Man, are you<br>nuts or what? You should try taking some<br>tranquilizers. Calm down, you hyper thing!<br>You've got a great personality though. You're<br>so lively and you are known for getting into<br>mischief.<br /><br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/chthonic1239/quizzes/What%20color%20of%20cat%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">What color of cat are you?</font></a><br> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font><br /><br /><br />i have to say they can't characterize black cats for the life of them. i've been busy yelling at other cats outside. they scare me and i tell them "go away" but it seems like not enough. kinda like mom never playing with me. it's not enough.<br /><br />i'm gonna go do bad things now. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:1100 2003-01-18T21:57:09Z 2003-01-18T21:57:09Z and dad's not here. he left earlier. however he did bring this huge box with knobs and such. it's all blinky and has cables coming off of it. perfect for gnawing. every time i would get near it to see, dad would talk about pictures and kitties. so i started posing near it. hugging hte knobs. pawing at it. so he'd get out the camera. so i'd start playing with him by leaving the box. then he'd put the camera away, so i'd go back.<br />hahaha... silly human<br /><br />however mom made it up to my by letting me sleep with her on her chest and buying me cat grass and a new cat dancer. of course i didn't know that before i started knocking her pointe shoe project off the table and went to my secret lair under the sink.<br /><br />of course i have been impedding my mom's maturbation which is quite fun. but now i'm getting belly rubs. she thinks by doing so i will get off the computer sooner.<br />i'm quite powerful though. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:960 2002-12-22T22:04:39Z 2002-12-22T22:04:39Z so she took away the smelly spongebob square pants toilet lid cover, but i got into her dance bad and took her little gel pads for her toes. all holes now!!!!<br /><br />sometimes, it's hard to figure out ways to let her know that she will not break me, not matter how many times she takes me to the vet. speaking of which, it's about time that happens again.<br /><br />maybe i can talk her out of getting my teeth cleaned this year. planning by the sunny window is how i think i'll spend the day while she goes with dad to lord of the things or something such human thing. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:553 2002-11-17T04:20:18Z 2002-11-17T04:20:18Z my daddy (a.k.a <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_bdu' lj:user='bdu' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://bdu.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://bdu.livejournal.com/'><b>bdu</b></a></span>) was soooo just rubbing my belly. i made sure my fur was extra soft to lure him in. he even gave my chin some love.<br /><br />ahhh.... <br />humans are so easily lured by the belly. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beanie_butt:270 2002-11-12T21:55:34Z 2002-11-12T21:55:34Z good god, i'm bored. my mom never fixed my kitty tree so i have no birdies to watch. i hate her. dumb two-legger.<br /><br />she keeps singing dumb songs about me. <br />i'm gonna go put my ass where she puts her face and then i'm gonna step all over her wee little bladder after she drinks 4 cups of milk. <br /><br />wait a minute... is that a mouse?<br />i gotta go. i got some mouse ass to chomp on.