| Tuesday, March 10th, 2009 |
| 8:38 am |
I miss him
Soooo much but he keep running away each morning. It saddens me. I'll just sleep here in the window until he returns. Current Mood:  sad |
| Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 |
| 9:11 pm |
i'm back
i guess. daddy will hold me... against his body. |
| 8:45 pm |
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| Sunday, July 8th, 2007 |
| 10:44 am |
Things you cannot understand
My lazy owners don't understand that when the summer comes, I must be in the window and I cannot get TO the window with that blue blanket blocking my path. And I kept asking for the blanket to move but you lazy sleepy-type owners did not heed my mewings! Ugh, humans, can't live with them, can't take them out with firearms (no opposable thumbs). Current Mood:  aggravated |
| Sunday, July 24th, 2005 |
| 1:38 pm |
can't a kitty be left alone
i was just trying to keep cool, but got a furball from all the licking i was doing and vomited but i couldn't stop there. it just kept happening. so daddy took me not just to the vet but the emergency vet. they did all kinds of weird things to me. mom showed me my "insides" but i don't believe her. man, i just hid and tried to ignore the vets so they'd let me go home. today that finally paid off and so i'm home, but not before getting shaved and taped up like a racing poodle. ick. well at least i get all the baby food i want for a few days. i just have to not vomit. you have no idea how long i've been holding this poo inside... and how good it felt to finally go. whee. it's good to be home... minus ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) jumbozebe sniffing my butt. Current Mood:  gloomy |
| Friday, November 12th, 2004 |
| 3:38 am |
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| Tuesday, September 21st, 2004 |
| 10:26 pm |
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| Monday, August 30th, 2004 |
| 8:28 pm |
good times
so i think we are getting along better... with that huge fuck, jumbozebe. mostly i like messing with him. so i'm laying length-wise across the hallway and zebe always has cross the tightest area instead of the more open space. so as he carefully crosses over the narrow passage and my tail, i flinch and he totally freaks out. dumb cat. he'll totally be my bitch and do my bidding. Current Mood:  bitchy |
| Tuesday, August 24th, 2004 |
| 9:23 am |
it's all meow meow meow
big dumb cat keeps meowing. i hate you jumbozebe! but i think i'm getting use to it. i'm getting use to mom and dad playing with him. dumb humans! i wonder what their plan is. will they get him to get all my stuff stinky? Current Mood:  confused |
| Sunday, November 30th, 2003 |
| 4:08 pm |
hahah
i strike again! no tuna is safe from my paws! Current Mood:  devious |
| Sunday, August 17th, 2003 |
| 3:52 pm |
i'm free!
ok. maybe not. but i've conquered my "masters" by climbing on their laps and meowing in their faces while they sleep. they think this is so cute and good that they now practically let me run the joint. i don't even have to bribe them any more. dumb humans! i've also succeed in finding all the bugs in the home and trying to bite their butts off. i figure this is the start of my new lifelong hobby. Current Mood:  accomplished |
| Thursday, June 19th, 2003 |
| 3:57 pm |
i got this from opal_maow  You are a tortoiseshell or calico cat. Man, are you nuts or what? You should try taking some tranquilizers. Calm down, you hyper thing! You've got a great personality though. You're so lively and you are known for getting into mischief. What color of cat are you? brought to you by Quizillai have to say they can't characterize black cats for the life of them. i've been busy yelling at other cats outside. they scare me and i tell them "go away" but it seems like not enough. kinda like mom never playing with me. it's not enough. i'm gonna go do bad things now. Current Mood:  bored |
| Saturday, January 18th, 2003 |
| 1:51 pm |
i want my attention
and dad's not here. he left earlier. however he did bring this huge box with knobs and such. it's all blinky and has cables coming off of it. perfect for gnawing. every time i would get near it to see, dad would talk about pictures and kitties. so i started posing near it. hugging hte knobs. pawing at it. so he'd get out the camera. so i'd start playing with him by leaving the box. then he'd put the camera away, so i'd go back. hahaha... silly human however mom made it up to my by letting me sleep with her on her chest and buying me cat grass and a new cat dancer. of course i didn't know that before i started knocking her pointe shoe project off the table and went to my secret lair under the sink. of course i have been impedding my mom's maturbation which is quite fun. but now i'm getting belly rubs. she thinks by doing so i will get off the computer sooner. i'm quite powerful though. Current Mood:  chipper |
| Sunday, December 22nd, 2002 |
| 2:04 pm |
vengence is mine
so she took away the smelly spongebob square pants toilet lid cover, but i got into her dance bad and took her little gel pads for her toes. all holes now!!!! sometimes, it's hard to figure out ways to let her know that she will not break me, not matter how many times she takes me to the vet. speaking of which, it's about time that happens again. maybe i can talk her out of getting my teeth cleaned this year. planning by the sunny window is how i think i'll spend the day while she goes with dad to lord of the things or something such human thing. Current Mood: accomplished |
| Saturday, November 16th, 2002 |
| 8:19 pm |
ahhhh...
my daddy (a.k.a bdu) was soooo just rubbing my belly. i made sure my fur was extra soft to lure him in. he even gave my chin some love. ahhh.... humans are so easily lured by the belly. Current Mood:  calm |
| Tuesday, November 12th, 2002 |
| 1:57 pm |
meow
good god, i'm bored. my mom never fixed my kitty tree so i have no birdies to watch. i hate her. dumb two-legger. she keeps singing dumb songs about me. i'm gonna go put my ass where she puts her face and then i'm gonna step all over her wee little bladder after she drinks 4 cups of milk. wait a minute... is that a mouse? i gotta go. i got some mouse ass to chomp on. Current Mood: bitchy |
scared
pissed off